Last Updated: December 21, 2017, 3:53 pm

Five ways to make your professors hate you


  1. Show up to class with Dre Beats blasting Eminem — 25 minutes after class starts.
  2. Every time an assignment is due, explain that your printer broke and ask if you can email it.
  3. Eat Panda Express in class.
  4. Poke them on Facebook.
  5. Don’t go to any of the classes but rip them apart on for not catering to your learning style.